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I told my doctor that I had broken my arm in two places.

Why did the farmer win an award? He was outstanding in his field!.

How many tickles does it take to get an octopus to laugh? Ten tickles.

The first rule of the Alzheimer’s club is… Wait, where are we again?.

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You can never know what reaction your jokes will get. Which dog breed can jump higher than a skyscraper? Any dog.What kind of water doesn’t freeze? Hot water.What did the ocean say to his friends? He didn’t say anything.What did she have altogether? Two big hands. A math teacher had four apples in one hand and five in the other.Why was the fraction worried about marrying the decimal? Because it had to convert.Why is the mathematics book sad? It had too many problems.Who should you never trust a person writing on graph paper? He is plotting something.What do you call two math-loving guys? Algebros.Why is the obtuse triangle always frustrated? Do whatever it is never right.What is a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary called? Thesaurus.What do you call a can opener that doesn’t open? A can’t opener!.How do you fix a broken tomato? Tomato paste!.What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.Why did the cat run away from the tree? It was afraid of the bark! Its bark scared him?.What do pampered cows produce? Spoiled milk.Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards? He was just going through a stage.What kind of shorts do clouds wear? Thunder pants.Why were the parents so afraid of the energy drink? It was a Monster!.What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.“Why the big pause?”, asks the bartender. A bear walks into a bar and says, “Give me a whiskey and … cola.”.Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.Why should you never trust stairs? They’re always up to something.Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it did not peel well.What gets more wet the more it dries? A towel!.If you are wondering which jokes to say during school hours, look no further!

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